Sex With Bench = FAIL

Guy tries to have sex with a park bench and fails.

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Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole.

He panicked and called the police to help him. When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time.

When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but the penis was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital. 

4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench.

Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis.

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36 Responses to “Sex With Bench = FAIL”

  1. omg says:

    OWWW that looks like it hurt real bad

  2. Just Me says:

    However, his big toes werent so lucky.

  3. Huu says:

    Did he losing his penis?

    Did she is now pregnant?

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  5. faillooka says:

    note==> The bench has numerous SMALL holes in it

  6. tiekoms420 says:

    dont know whats worst. the fact that he got caught doing the bench or that he fit in a SMALL HOLE in the first place. that explains why he was with a bench an not with a woman.ROFLAO

  7. Xing says:

    lol he has no life so he did it with bench :lol:

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