Hey girl I got somethin’ real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we’ve been together such a long long time (such a long time)
And now I’m ready to lay it on the line
(Wooow) You know it’s Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what’s on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside — it’s my dick in a box:

Free Throw EPIC FAIL
That picture of her on the bottom right looks like she’s sitting on the box. Now the gift is in a two different boxes at the same time!
u can tell she wants to take it back to the shop. thats neva gona fit her
thats a win
the lonely island!!