Three Wolf Moon Shirt WIN
(average: 3.56 out of 5)
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Reviews of Three Moon Wolf T-Shirt
“This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.”
“I accidentally spilled a glass of Tuscan Whole Milk down the front of this shirt, and my soul was torn from my body and thrown into heaven by a jealous God.”
“The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt gave me a +10 resistance to energy attacks, +8 Strength, and added 30 feet to my normal leap. I cannot list the specific effects involving the opposite sex as I am still discovering these. And they are many.”
“I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.”
May 22nd, 2009 at 12:02 pm
wolves upon my shirt
howling, i stalk my prey too
in my mom’s basement
November 10th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
nice limerick
December 19th, 2009 at 12:39 am
I think you mean haiku.